“It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons.”
I love the legal advisers at TPB so much.
Oh my God.
“Hello and thank you for contacting us. We have shut down the website in question. Oh wait, just kidding. We haven’t, since the site in question is fully legal. Unlike certain other countries, such as the one you’re in, we have sane copyright laws here. But we also have polar bears roaming the streets and attacking people :-(.”
“Please don’t sue us right now, our lawyer is passed out in an alley fromtoo much moonshine, so please atleast wait until he’s found and doesn’t have a huge hangover…”
“We are well aware of the fact that The Pirate Bay falls outside the scope of the DMCA - after all, the DMCA is a US-specific legislation, and TPB is hosted in the land of vikings, reindeers, Aurora Borealis and cute blonde girls.”
I THINK I’M IN LOVE.